You may have heard of something known as the red dress effect, but we'd like to introduce a new, simpler theory. It's called the red dong effect, the idea that sliding into a pair of these solid red boxer briefs causes ladies across the globe to flock, and inevitably makes your junk look gigantic.
That's because these nut nesting boxers are the second softest thing you can put your junk in and the last pair of red pouch boxers you'll ever buy. Why? Because MicroModal fabric is softer than Drake, and Ball Hammock® technology gently lifts the boys out of the grundle, keeping 'em dry and looking big as ever. Do us a favor and give the red dong effect a try, then check out what Men's Health's has to say about 'em.
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While we strive to get your pre-orders to you as quickly as possible, please understand that production and shipping timelines are managed by our manufacturers, and we have limited control over these dates. This means pre-order items have estimated ship-by dates. Rest assured, we prioritize shipping pre-orders within 24 hours of receiving them at our warehouse.
For seasonal items, we aim to ship by the following target dates:
Valentine's Day: January 1st
St. Patrick's Day: January 30th
Easter/Spring: February 1st
Patriotic: March 1st
Summer: March 30th
Halloween: July 1st
Thanksgiving/Harvest: August 1st
Christmas: August 15th-September 15th (depending on the maker)
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